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Created on 2006-01-09 05:06:47 (#9215220), last updated 2008-12-11

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Name:tofuti_cutie
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OK, here's the deal. I need another internet-time-sucking-vortex like I need a hole in the head.

Let's just say I was strongly encouraged by a few folks that I love to join up. I won't use the terms "extreme guilt trip," or "coercion under serious threats to life and limb," but let's just say they were very convincing.

Here is my bio which I am shamelessly copying from my Friendster profile because I really should be studying acid-base physiology instead of toodling around on LJ.

I'm a med student trying to become the doctor my mother always wanted me to marry.

I recently practiced my suturing skills on a slab of pig skin. Gross and unkosher, it's true, but certainly less gross than cadavers, believe me. Plus, I didn't see any of you rushing to let me practice on your skin, so...

(**UPDATE!** I actually got to put those suturing skills to work on a living, breathing person recently! Perhaps that terrifies all of you potential patients out there who are now thinking to yourselves, "Good lord, what if the next time I have to get stitches, they let some med student at me who has only practiced on pig skin?!" To that I reply, "At least I had practiced beforehand." Perhaps you should take a moment and send a silent thank you out to that slab of pig skin, eh?)

A rock star trapped in the body of a med student.

I'm practically a doctor already, so take your clothes off. Really. Go ahead. Seriously.

Snooze button aficionado.

NPR junkie with no desire to get clean anytime soon (Terry Gross is a cruel, cruel mistress).

I'm an excruciatingly shy extrovert. You dig?

I blush easily even though I don't embarrass easily. I should probably get that under control before I become a doctor and have to talk to people about their unmentionables.

I really, really, really hate wax paper. I can't say why, exactly. I just do.

On a more positive note, I absolutely adore brunch.
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